Here's a great Readers Digest guide to the candidates from the BBC. (Thanks to Lyn!)

My favorite part, regarding the prez: "Is expected to base his re-election bid on his national security and economic track records. "

Hmm. Let us translate: A constant state of war and fear, 3000 civilians murdered (in the US alone) and the economy turned form historic prosperity to complete shambles since taking office. Now that's a winning formula! Jackass.