You can trip on my synthesizer.
I just found out that our night is going up against Electric Six at The Majestic on April 16th. Although we discourage missing a moment of madness that is Les Infants Terribles, if you would really rather see the dance commanders live than Adam and Nicola playing records alongside all your favorite [Motown-based] Burnlab dorks, then at least stumble down Woodward Avenue to The Peacock afterwards. We'll be going plenty late and will be more than plenty trashed by then. Allen Goodman may perform a couple karaoke renditions of Electric Six songs - which I guarantee is more entertaining than the real thing. Plus, whatever the boys from Berkley have planned, our go-go dancers will be way hotter. (Chew on the absurdity of that whole notion for a moment, please. True though.)