Since its come up more than a few times recently, I'd like to point out that I am not actually the unflappable, unsleeping party robot that I play on TV. That's a character which - as a promoter and general instigator comes out for a few hours about once a week. Six out of seven days I'm actually a responsible adult with a cool job, an awesome wife, two freaky dogs and some rather mundane habits. Hopefully most have gathered the irony of it all through Burnlab over the years, but apparently it needs to be pointed out from time to time.

So on that note, the new issue of the drunken robot's bible, Vice hit the streets recently. Be sure to see the always priceless Fashion Dos and Dont's, the completely ridiculous Vice Guide to Partying and the bitingly accurate article on how to be a DJ.