Our good friends at Motor City Rocks point out what may be perhaps the most embarrassingly bad headline the Detroit Free Press has ever printed... and the Freep is infamous for bad headlines:

Coffeehouse brings New York style to Taylor

Taylor is a nice enough place, but about as mundane a suburb you will find in the midwest (internet cafe or not,) and "New York style" is a phrase that instantly induces nausea in NYorkers... and just about anyone who has actually been to New York.

(Also see "...it's just like New York.")