If it weren't for the aforementioned totally awesome freak-out dance party tonight, I'd most definitely be out to support spaz-mod rockers The Sights tonight at the Magic Stick... but until the clone is done drying, or I find a loophole in the antiquated laws of physics, this robot can only be in one place at a time.

Speaking of the Stick, that shape-shifting, roving pack of postpunk icons and cybernetic misfits known as Pigface will be performing there this Saturday. (Don't be terribly surprised if you catch any of these mugs lurking around later that night at Corktown...)