"[Golden Kitsch is] aimed at the subversion of mass media and the emersion of impractical thought into pop-culture. We promote constructive hedonism and the explication of abstract thought."

It is also a wonderfully disturbing and cleverly crude zine in the grand tradition.

The contents of the current issue are not online, but ask around town - these kids can probably hook you up. I made several attempts to transcribe parts of it in a way that would not offend our entire readership and still be funny, but that's just not happening. Next time you see David Blunk though, ask him about falling asleep in the White Castle drive-thru.