You can't help but to love Gawker with headlines like "Breaking: Rich People Live on Upper East Side"

I spent all of three minutes browsing the link to www.socialiterank.com and feel not only consfused and somewhat dirty, but as if I had wasted hours. Gawker Stalker is more our speed. Tim Robbins is tall. Matthew Broderick rides the subway. These are important facts! (And we love it.)