For some reason this piece of junk mail caught my attention:

The Technology They Tried To Ban... The Secret They Kept From You...

What if there's a fast and simple way for you to "steal" the advanced skill-set of the world's most successful people - their confidence, motivation, education, personality - and make it your own?

Utilizing a unique subconscious perception delivery system, Brain Bullet sits on the desktop of your Windows PC and fires SAFE and UNOBTRUSIVE "mental commands" to your screen, at speeds that are absorbed directly by your subconscious mind... and "activated" automatically by your brain cells.

"Brain Bullet"? WTF?!