Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Today, August 22nd, 2006 is supposed to be Judgment Day. (I forget exactly where I heard that... either Colbert or Nostradamus... matters not.) The morning started out fine: with no sign of the four kittens of the apocalypse storming from the clouds, this whole Rapture thing was looking less and less likely. Then Gawker has to go and wreck the calm by reminding us that Paris Hilton's album was released today. Fuck. Maybe it is the end of the world.

If anyone is watching The Price Is Right this morning, let us know if Rod Roddy says, "Jesus Christ, come on down!" (That's clearly mentioned in Revelations. If you don't believe me, look it up.)

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