I finally did it.
I have a Facebook account now.
Thanks to my one and only friend Bryan... f*cker.

Actually, I was getting incredibly bored with MySpace. I'm not terribly impressed with Facebook either, but hey - it's a whole new distraction, and us ADD kids just love new shiny distractions. I guess you can look me up on Facebook now... that's how these web 2.0 things work, right? I really think that Friendster has the best interface of all networking sites by far, but who still uses Friendster? That was so 2003. I do feel bad for Friendster, because they ripped off Make Out Club way before anyone else did...

I want my web 3.0 with cheese, please.