Since Mike is off in LA, I will take over the interim duty of posting All Things Wholly Inappropriate. Folks, I present to you, Stuff White People Like.
For example, #67 Standing Still at Concerts.
So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.
The result is Belle and Sebastian concerts that essentially looks more like a disorganized line of people than a music event.
Read through them all. Highlights include Prius, Bicycle, Apple (der) and Arts Degrees . Much LOLZ ahead.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
File under: "because it's true"
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That's very Bruce Sterling of you to lead with, "folks..." ;)
I am high with my wit, charm and candor.
A more accurate title for that blog would be "things that the right kind of white people like".
That explains the absence of mayonaise, Dennis Miller, Hallmark ornamants, and militias.
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