Large Hadron Collider Man Eating Dragons Theory

Well, not exactly a theory... rather a clever analogy from the New York Times:

...Besides, the random nature of quantum physics means that there is always a minuscule, but nonzero, chance of anything occurring, including that the new collider could spit out man-eating dragons.

I still think it'd be neat if the collider did create a black hole just below the surface of the earth. [I don't know why I'm on this destruction kick recently. I guess I've been restless to make some art or drive a race car or something.]

Read the article here, via Danger Room.