Saturday, August 30, 2008

CNN Headlines Today

Seriously. These are all just from today.
We are so fucked.

Woman found guilty of microwaving baby
Dad gets 18 months for forcing girl to kill cat
Police say heart transplant teen plotted murder
and the craziest one: Palin a pioneer, maverick -- and game-changer

That last one was a typo I think. It should actually read "staunchly anti-reproductive rights and pro-creationism, politically tyronic, lifetime NRA member who could set women's issues back decades, but will make for good television and be really great for big oil"

Here's what we're looking at:

Oh, if it does turn out that Palin is indeed a Cylon, the whole creationism thing would make sense... the only way it would make sense.

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